"Oh yes. Not staring at all." Loki pretended to check a watch he wasn't actually wearing. "I shall time the not-staring to see how impressive it becomes, shall I?" Love songs? Ridiculous.

His eyes narrowed at the mockery of his chosen false name. This man was certainly not impressing him in the slightest.

Oh, a thief. Well. That explained things.

"I'm a scholar."