"That's understandable," Guybrush said with a casual smile, setting the page before him again and finding another crayon. "The life of a pirate is one often full of whirlwind adventure, of the boundless sea and all the treasures that await. Most wouldn't think a scallywag who spends his time on the ocean would settle down with the beautiful governor of the Tri-Island area, but that's how it goes."

The crayon halted its progress across the paper as he sighed, his smile fading. "Or that's how it will be, I guess would be more accurate. She was here at the institute for a while, but she was from the past, before we got married. There's nothing quite as awkward as having a conversation with the woman you've been married to for seven years about all that time you've spent together that she hasn't experienced yet. I just hope she didn't change her mind."