Renji laughed. "I'm a lot older'n either of you but nowhere near Daemon. Dude's a wrinkly old fart that just moisturizes really well." He grinned at Daemon. He'd probably end up getting punched for that later or something. "I dunno... you lose track after a while when you're not in the human world. A few centuries for me."

He shrugged. "Far as I know, vampires are mostly based off the shit in this book called Dracula by Bram Stoker. They might even have a copy of it here since it's a classic. But they like... drink blood and turn into bats and stuff. Can only go out at night since the sun burns 'em to a crisp. Got a thing for hot young virgins and turn them into vampires too. I think the author had like a real problem with women having sex. Which is sad. Or maybe he just wasn't getting any. Dunno." He scratched his head. "And that's actually somethin' I've never really understood about a lot of Western literature. Because it's totally okay for guys in it to get laid all they want, but nasty shit happens to women that do the same thing. So... who are the guys supposed to sleep with anyway, if that's the case? Because most of 'em ain't gay, either."