zanuff: (ninja stylin)
chipp zanuff ([personal profile] zanuff) wrote in [community profile] damned_institute 2011-12-15 03:32 am (UTC)

this is the worst story ever told.

"He's weird about a lot of shit. Don't worry about it, you two are friends." For some reason, Chipp felt like he really had to reassure Sora about his friendship status with Venom. Nevermind the fact that he wasn't questioning why the two should be friends. Anyway, it was time for him to move on to a bigger and better subject: how he and Venom met. Chipp grinned, glad to know that Sora was interested in hearing the story (because he would have gone ahead and told it regardless).

"Alright, so, I was tracking down the leader of the Assassin's Guild. I thought it was this guy named Zato, but when I found him, he was already dead! I didn't find this out until I defeated him in battle and the weird shadow demon that was controlling him ran off. But then, Venom found me and he got really pissed that I was beating the corpse of the old Guild leader. I guess he was Venom's old boss or something, cuz he was really pissed. Then we started fighting!"

Just in case Sora needed some visual aid for his story, Chipp started mock swinging, and thankfully stopped before the nurse who had been watching him from the corner made it over to him. Oblivious to her presence, he continued on.

"He put up a good fight, I guess, but I was too fast and I came out the winner, of course! After that, I was threatening to take down his Guild, but he told me something that I didn't think about. He told me that as long as there was a need for the Assassin's Guild, then they'd still be around. So, that's when I decided! I was going to become President! Thanks to Venom, I knew what I had to do. So I told him that once I became President, his Guild would work for -"

"Robert?" Unable to keep herself silent as Chipp rambled on about one of the most convoluted stories she ever heard from a patient's mouth, the nurse tried to catch Chipp's attention. "Do you think that's an appropriate story to tell Matthew?"

What? He turned and stared at her, giving her a wary glance (she was possibly a zombie) and shrugged. What the hell was her problem, he wasn't doing anything!

"What the hell? That's what happened! You sayin' I'm a liar?!"

"No, but don't you think -"

"Shut up! Anyway," Chipp turned back to Sora, missing the miffed and somewhat annoyed look from his nurse after his attempt to dismiss her (it was so annoying how she kept insinuating he was some punk or something!) "Me and Venom, we're friends now."

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