Renji made a choked sound as he tried to throttle down the urge to burst into hysterical laughter. It was a near thing, but he managed to keep it together.

"Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. But considering the situation here, I think the last thing you want to do is set yourself up like a... prostitute." He had to stop for a minute and collect himself again. "It's not like there's some kind of normal... market around here. And if someone had a good thing you wanted, I really doubt they'd trade it for a quick fuck. With anyone. 'Cause there's enough of that going on for free."

He couldn't believe he was having this discussion. This was definitely worse than the weird talk he'd had with Arty.