... a counterfeit Dark Ninja Dave figure. Part of Mike wanted to know, and part of him wondered what the heck that figure would look like. Dave wasn't a Japanese name, much less an Asian one. Reverse affirmative action?

"Night's my day," Mike confirmed as he finished rinsing out his hair. "... Ghost-Zombie-Dread Pirates? Seriously? You've fought zombies before?"

Mike was experiencing an emotion he hadn't felt in a long time. It took him a long moment to realize what it was. After all, he wasn't expecting, out of all the things he could feel, to be feeling it.

Jealousy.