All Scott had to hear was "the other me" to let his fourth wall alarm finally shut off. From the way Kirk was talking, it sounded like he was already well aware that he was widely known to be someone else. Thank goodness. He loved when people came in and ruined stuff before he could; then no one could give him crap for that stuff later on.

"Uh, Scott Pilgrim, for one. No special title," he answered, shifting in the chair and leaning on the arm rest a bit more. He would have used the "Mighty Bassist" title, but he had a feeling that he was going to have to start paying royalties to Guybrush and LucasArts if he used that one too many times more. "And yeah, sorry to disappoint, but it's totally another you that I'm thinking of, if you're who you say you are. And now that that's out of the way, I've gotta know: how did you find out about that? Who told you?" Who mercilessly shattered your fourth wall so I didn't have to?